She said do you love me8/19/2023 In 2018, scholar Daphne A Brooks wrote for the Guardian: “Turner’s musical character has always been a charged combination of mystery as well as light, melancholy mixed with a ferocious vitality that often flirted with danger.” What’s the point in having a nanny if they don’t do the school run and ensure that if your husband is going to have an affair, at least it’s in-house.02:08 The life and career of the 'queen of rock' Tina Turner – video obituary I rang the Posh Cousin there and said what’s the story if you take your kids out of school early? She said, you’re toast Audrey – if the nanny isn’t bringing them home from school forget about it. It’s getting tetchy on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Who Don’t want to Take Their Kids out of School Early in Case People Think You’re Trying to Save Money on Your Holidays.Ĭaoimhe_2SwimmingPools is taking her Hugo out in mid-June, so she’s sending him to school in a t-shirt saying ‘Fortnight in 5 grand villa in Tuscany.’ Is it worth doing something like that? I said, what’s the best way to have sex with your father’s 27-year-old girlfriend from Slovenia? She said, hang on there I’ll get my copy of the Karma Sutra. My cousin runs a course in cheating called Not if You Don’t Get Caught. So like, how do I get with her without the old man cutting me off? But we got to talking and now I’m toe-dally in love with the old man’s 27-year-old girlfriend. Turns out she wanted to give me a message, talk about awkward. Christmas in May, dude, I buzz her in, I’m actually lying on my massage table by the time she gets to my penthouse. I was sitting in the apartment two nights ago looking down on my city, doorbell goes, it’s the 27-year-old Slovenian saying she wants to give me a massage. She’s a 27-year-old Slovenian, there are no words. So, like, the old man bought me an apartment in the Elysian Tower, and gives me 10 grand a month to leave him alone with his new girlfriend that he met in the sex addiction clinic. I rang her there and said, what would you say to someone going on a dirty weekend? She said, make sure to get a five-pack of knickers from Marks and Sparks. My friend is a hypnotist, she’s considered the brightest woman in Clonakilty because she can count down from 10. Don’t get me wrong, I’m planning all kinds of filth with the man.īut I don’t think I can go now thanks to Berna. I’m a bigger fool for listening to the old wind-bag, but I can’t get the phrase dirty weekend out of my mind. Well, didn’t I tell Berna and she called it a dirty weekend? Yes, says I, ordering a next-day delivery of a five-pack of knickers from Marks and Sparks. Win-win I believe they call it.Īnyway, he messaged me last night and said we should go away for the weekend. He has a grand set of arms up on him and I can barely make out a word he says because he is from Monaghan. It’s as dodgy as it sounds, but needs must and I met my first man last week. Or at least, the eircode where you can go and meet a man. I have a new fella that I met on an app called New Fella Every Fortnight, it’s like those wellness scams where they send you out a packet of mush on a regular basis that is guaranteed to help you lose weight and gain night vision.Įxcept with this one, they send out a man. Oh, for the love of Cromwell, would someone deliver me from Berna and her judgey fecking ways? Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. I said, Would you shout insults at the Cork players in a Limerick jersey? He said, no, I do that in a Cork jersey. I rang my GAA mad ex there, No Fault Froggy. (She has me referring to Limerick as ‘we’ and everything.) So, will Limerick lose? I’m worried I’ll get an earful from the Cork fans, particularly if we lose. I won’t go into details here but she has promised to make it well worth my while. So like, she has commanded me to go to Limerick this weekend, IN A LIMERICK JERSEY, go to the match, and shout insults at Cork players during the parade in my thorough-bred Norrie accent. But at night, lights turned down and Barry White on the tunes, I do get fierce aroused by her ordering me around in a Limerick accent, leathers and whips and everything. Not in the normal scheme of things – I have to remind myself not to scream when she speaks during the day at work.
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